hey man, it's jethro. 'member that time we got kicked out of the movies, man ? no ? too much pot ? [31 Dec 2004|03:36pm] [ mood | excited ] [ music | j-holl to the izzo talking. what a sexual voice. ] yesterday night we (alex, chollandie, jackie, and yours truly) were at the movies. we saw about an hour of this gay-ass "horror" film, the darkness. i warn you, do not see it. it is awful....i repeat, do not see it unless you need a laugh. then this middle-aged, poofy-haired lady got us kicked out because we were laughing and talking. she told me to "please be quiet" in a condescending tone that only adults can use, and i said back to her in a loverly defiant tone, "could you please mind your own business ?" it was awesome. then these two female employees swiftly removed us from the theater and proceded to tell us that they received multiple complaints about us, which is pretty amusing considering that number one, we weren't being louder than anyone else in the theater was, number two, chollandie and alex didn't say anything, and number three, we received no warning whatsoever. we got our money back. then j-holl's dad picked us up. while we were waiting, i threatened the poofy-haired bitch and danced after alex warned me that there were cops patrolling the area. he wasn't as pissed as he usually is when and if there is a fucked up behavior situation. when we got to j-holl's, i played the beginning of "i fought the law" by the clash. lmao. i blew my nose really loud when we were there. it was funny. today i made some prank phone calls and told people that i was jethro and asked if they remembered that time we got kicked out of the movies and pretended that they were my best friend. when they said they didn't know what i was talking about, i said "too much pot, man ?" it was great. i used a hippie voice. i have no idea what we're doing today. but whatever we do it will be fun. i have to call my P.O.P. since normally i stay at his house on new years. i was going to post this bold-thing but now i will survey-hunt for amusement purposes. BÏG BÁÐ QÜÉSTIÖNŠ × . Do you lack motivation in general?: Depends. . Is life confusing?: Very. . Are you quick to judge people?: Pretty much. . And are you usually right?: All the time. . Do you suffer from lack of confidence?: Not at all. . Is it easy to tell if someone lacks self-esteem?: I dunno. . Are you brief when asked what you did in a certain day?: Fuck no. . Does your mind often wander?: When doesn't it ? . Are you a generally likeable person?: Not at all. Most people hate me with a passion, but I don't really give a shit. . Are you encouraging of others?: Only to people I like. . And how about yourself?: Sometimes. . Do you have a crush on someone?: Hell yes. There's never a time when I don't. . Do they know?: Pssssh. Probably. It's probably the reason why they became goth, contracted penis cancer, found then lost their mojo, went into the seminary, and stopped calling me and j-holl. . What gets you interested in a guy?: I don't even know. Anything I like. It depends on my mood when I decide that I like them. . What do you do to get over a guy?: I don't. For a really long time. It's kind of a problem. . Have you ever completely fallen for a crush?: Like every time. . Do you fall for guys easily?: Not really. . What makes you fall?: I dunno. . Worst feeling in the world?: Rejection. It happens to me a lot, too. . Best feeling in the world?: ...... . Is there a difference between love and in love?: Well, durrr. . Do you hate anyone?: Yes. . Do you love anyone?: Sure. . What is love?: WHAT IS LOVE ??? BABY DON'T HURT MEEEEEEE....NO MORE.....uh, love is a fuck shit bitch. . What is hate?: Hate is cute. haha. . Do you give in to peer pressure?: If I feel like it. . Are you smart?: I's supposedly a book-smart person. I don't think so. . Are you good at making decisions?: FUCK NO. . Do you consider the consequences?: I try to. . Are you different than you are percieved?: I think so. . Does your style reflect how you feel?: Yes. . Do you like to flirt?: Yes. . And with a specific person?: Duh. . Are you sexual?: Very, man. . What message do you send to the opposite sex?: Hey, man, it's Jethro. Not really. I dunno. I think it might me "Don't like me, I'm strange". . Do you like it that way?: nooo . Is there a difference between lust and like?: Yeah. . Are you slutty?: I hope not. . Do you have a best friend?: YEAH !!!! . What do you like about them?: Everything, man. J-Holl is a cool dude. . What's in a best friend?: They're like you soul mate in a very unsexual way, although j-holl loves my boobs. LMAO. . Would you rather have a best friend or many close friends?: best friend. . Do you like being around people?: Yes. . Can you admit to your faults?: Yes. . Are you happy with life?: Sort of. . Are you happy with yourself?: Yeah. . Do you go after what you want?: Indeed. . How do you break the bad news?: What bad news? . Are you numb towards other people's feelings?: No. . Are you more numb towards your own?: No... . Do you consider yourself strong?: Oh, yeah. ::eye roll:: . Do you have any weaknesses?: Many, g-string. . A quote to live by: "Fuck shit bitch" aka tourette's phrase. john should blow us because he is an ignorant scumbag whore. ROFLMFAOZZ. make a wish that'll never come true...

[14 Jul 2004|01:06am] Who were you in a past life? by Kat007 Name: Birthdate: Favorite Color: Country: You were most probably: Marliyn Monroe If not then you were: Jan Vermeer Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! haha. marilyn monroe was so cool. Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13 Name Age Virgin? So, who will make you moan? Brad Pitt How? Saying "Go, go orgasm!" Will it be good? mmm hmmm...:) Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! wow, i am addicted to memegen thingies ! i'm so lame. make a wish that'll never come true...

[14 Jul 2004|12:48am] hey. i am leaving tomorrow morning ;x we are heading to VA on thursday. fun, eh ? haha. Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel Username? Your Love Is... Rough During Lovemaking You Act... Like a river, very refreshing Your Partner Is... Your everything Your Partner Has Said That You... Are a good listener Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote. "Love is bittersweet" Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! make a wish that'll never come true...

[11 Jul 2004|11:35pm] oh shiz...i forgot the quizzies ! here we go !!! Fight Club! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss that never lessens and always blows your partner away like the first time. What kind of kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla My inner child is sixteen years old! Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own. How Old is Your Inner Child? brought to you by Quizilla Your Heart is Red What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people feel that they have known you their entire life. Many often open up to you for they view you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although people trust you, you have a hard time trusting them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled up inside, or display them very quietly. It is alright to open up every once in a while. Which kind of candy are you? brought to you by Quizilla You are YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION. Sometimes, you wonder why you couldn't just be Canadian. Some people say you are weird. You have an interesting sense of humor and a meaningless life. But, you're nearly Canadian, so did you expect better? Which old school Nickelodeon show are you? brought to you by Quizilla make a wish that'll never come true...

[11 Jul 2004|11:33pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | whose line is it anyway ? i <3 this show. ] ello folks. all sorts of crazy shiz has gone down in the last 2 months. first of all, i have rethought my hate of canada and discovered that i really adore canada ! also, i am now totally obsessed with hockey...and hockey players. my personal fav is vincent lecavalier...so hot !!! hehe. i'm awful. i got $230 for my birthday. i spent it really quick, too. it's all gone now. i miss it. i got all sorts of clothes and shiz, though. including the hoodie that nicole has and i coveted so bad...only hers is black and mine is red. i called the cops on my sister twice for her psychotic antics. after her birthday she stayed at my uncle john's house for 3 whole weeks. we only saw her a couple times and although she is home now (ugh) the only day she slept over she was her normal evil, bitchy, picks-a-fight-with-everyone-for-no-reason self. i can't stand her at all. her and nicole talk about me behind my back all the time, the jealous bitches. it's a shame. oh. have i ever mentioned that i have a guitar ? um...well...in do. and i have a definite interest in learning how to play it. i went for lessons 2 summers ago, but i didn't learn shit. now it is out of tune and missing 2 strings but that is alright 'cause my dad's friend's uber-hottttt son is probably gonna be me next guitar teacher ! cool, eh ? even britt agrees that he's hot. probably (and i'm saying PROBABLY for a reason) way too old for me (we went to his high school graduation party, lol) but still really hot. i am going to virginia for vacation in a few days. we are going to see all the crap in DC and that sort of shiz. i wanna go to the smithsonian. it sounds like fun. speaking of arts crap, i really wanna get into CAPA 'cause i don't want to go to high school anywhere else. gotta wait til novemeber to be interviewed for it thought. can't wait. i will be a creative writing major + a drama minor. very cool, eh ? i will be at jackie's house til wednesday. we went to the mall today. we saw this guy in a purple getup. it was so funny. we are dirt poor now, so we can't do anything else this week. haha. i would like to see harry potter 3 because of uber-cute rupert grint. haha. i am a nerd. goodnightie, folks. make a wish that'll never come true...

[09 May 2004|11:08am] What's your first name?: Tabitha Birthday: May 27 Your sign: Gemini Where do you live?: South Philadelphia, PA Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: No, but i Have you ever been in love?: Yes. Where do you shop at the most: Depends. I like Gadzooks, G+G, Dots, H&M, and Hot Topic for some things. What color is your hair: Dark Brown What color are your eyes: ^^ How tall are you?: 5'3 1/2 Do you smoke?: Not yet. Do your friends smoke?: Jackie does ! Is your hair short or long?: Long :D Do you like to shop?: Sometimes. What sports do you play?: Only the ones my brothers do. Do you look like anyone famous: I look like my mom. Who are the most attractive people you know: Jackie, Jess, Katie, Diane, and Tommy. Are you a virgin: Yes. Do you wish to be like your parents: Only sometimes. What are you listening to right now: Jackie talking to Bumbles. How many hours do you spend on the phone: 2 hours a day, maximum. What are your favorite shoes: I love the Leopard Vans but I don't have them. Who is/are the coolest person(s) in the world: All my friends are damn cool. Do you think you're weird or funny : I'm definetly weird. Who was the last person you called: Walto. Well, Jackie called him. I laughed. Where do you wanna get married: On the beach ! Who is the hottest girl/guy in your school: Tommy. What are your favorite girl names: Lola (because I love the song "Lola" by the Kinks) and Ginger (because of Ginger Snaps) What are your favorite guy names: Sid and Henry. What's your worst memory in the past 5 years: I don't know. What's your favorite childhood memory: When I went up town with my pop. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?: Mickey D's ! Who do you really hate: My sister. Do you have any brothers and sisters: 2 brothers, 1 sister. Are you stupid: When it comes to some things, I am. What are you addicted to: Love ! MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOVE !!! Do you like jewelry: I like fine jewelry. Especially emeralds. Do you like to dance: Yes ! What's your least favorite subject in school: Math. What's your favorite subject in school: Social Studies. What time is it: 11:42 AM What school do you go to now: OLMC Do you sleep a lot: Yes. Whats your favorite radio stations: WMMR. Are you a night person: Yeah. Are you a morning person: Hell No. Whats your favorite TV station: I dunno. Do you shave: Yes Do you get along with your parents: Sometimes. What room do you spend the most time in: The kitchen. What do you wanna be when you're out of school: CSI. Do you curse a lot: FUCK YEAH ! Are you ticklish: No. What are you wearing right now: big black top, pink shorts Do you go to church: No ! Who is your favorite cartoon character: Hagar the Horrible. What's your favorite fruit: Kiwi. What's your favorite veggies: Red peppers ! What was the best day of your life so far: I dunno. What are you gonna do today: Nothing ! Do you wear body spray: No. Who is the sweetest girl: Jackie ! who is the sweetest guy: I dunno. Are you wearing nail polish now: No. If so, what color: How many necklaces do you own: I dunno. Do you wear a watch: Yes. Are you tired: No. Do you have freckles: Yes. What are you thinking right now: I need to moon webcam people ! Are you having fun: no. What time is it: 11:50 AM Who makes you laugh: All of my friends. Who's your favorite teacher: Mrs. McSwiggan ! SWIGS ! What is your favorite dream: Um. I dunno. What is your worst dream: There are a lot. What's your worst memory as a little kid: My dysfunctional family screaming and yelling and fighting all the time. Have you ever cheated on anyone: i've never had an opportunity to. Rap or R&B : Neither Pop or Rock: Rock Rock or Metal: Rock Classical or Jazz: Classical Hanson or Manson: Manson No Doubt or Garbage: Both Jewel or Fiona Apple: Fiona Offspring or Nine Inch Nails: Offspring Sugar Ray or Tool: Tool What do you think about Country: Gross. What do you think about Heavy Metal: Nice. What do you think about Rap: "My name is jigga, i rap like a nigga, i go on tv and my balls get bigga" -justin b. What do you think about R & B: Sick. What do you think about Nine Inch Nails: Nothing. Like The Beatles: Yeah. Like silverchair: They're ok. Like Janis Joplin: YES ! I LURVE HER. Like Limp Bizkit: Fuck no. Like Deftones: No. Like Radiohead: Yes. Like Everclear: Father of Mine is my song. Like Shaggy: LMAO. Like Pink Floyd: Oh yeah Like The Misfits: never heard anything by them Like Less Than Jake: ^^ Like The Doors: yeah Like Oasis: never heard anything by them Like The Cure: ^^ Like Weezer: The old stuffs is ok. Like Candlebox: Sure. Like Marilyn Manson: Sometimes. Like Static X: No. Do you like Queen: YES ! Do you like Elton John: oh yeah make a wish that'll never come true...

[05 Mar 2004|08:02pm] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | nothing, really. ] howdy cowboys. in the last...month and a half, a lot has happened. there were two dances (i attended both...one was at EOM on feb. 13, the other was at OLMC on the 20th). i went with all these people...christina, jessica, diane, katie (she didn't go on the 20th), alex, and vicki (she didn't go on the 13th). the first one was a bore, nothing really happened except for katie danced with a guy she liked like 3 times). the second one was a lot of fun...i actually danced (suprise !). tommy told me he wanted to go out with this girl paige but at the time being i didn't care for more than 2 minutes. then, the next day, i was really upset. but what can you do ? haha...today jessica gave him a condom...for what i don't know...ick. but it was red...one penis, two penis, red penis, blue penis ! his nasty ass girlfriend is probably such a ho that she puts out after 2 weeks, but i don't care. i'm sexier than her anyway, haha. other that that, i'm not allowed on the phone for a year after i made a prank call and said i was yoko ono and i was calling to say that i loved them and then the asshole called back. and, my mom seized my black thong. oh well, she still doesn't have my hello kitty one ! muahaha ! and while we're on the topic of undergarments, i bought a new bra at the gap in cherry hill (actually, my mom bought it) and if you get sized, the bra is $5 off. so being the fool that i am, i got sized and the damn lady told me that i'm a 36D ! oh my lord. anyway. i'm not catholic. so i don't like lent traditions like you can't eat meat on fridays and all that crazy bullshit. but i do believe that jesus dies for us and stuffs, so i have to be obedient of all that catholic shit for now. sucks a big hairy penis, though. My life is rated R. What is your life rated? make a wish that'll never come true...

[31 Jan 2004|06:55pm] [ mood | ditzy ] [ music | chatter from the other room. ] yesterday was fun. jess, alex, this girl tina, and me walked around from mandee's to target to tommy's house (alex was supposed to be going out with him) and bal tried to get us away by spraying water at us out of a spray bottle that go clogged. so then he threw hot water at us and missed. we had this big snowball fight and walked to g+g and other places. then me and jessica went back to her house and she did my hair all purdy. we went to a basketball game at school and guess who showed up...bal, tommy, and this kid john who i call logan. logan yelled at us and tommy said "there's the tall girl that bal likes !" in reference to tina. haha. then my mom picked me up. today was booooring. i'm here for john's birthday party. hah. such a killer celebration. 2 comments|make a wish that'll never come true...

"don't forget - a boat load of mental deficiency and three dwarfs" [18 Jan 2004|11:04am] [ mood | happy ] [ music | some simple plan song jackie is listening to on a cd player. ] hey...good news. i got a puppy. he's a german shorthair pointer and either a whippet or a greyhound, and his name's leo. he's white with some black dalmation-ish spots on his back and legs, and he has a big brown patch over one of his eyes. i think i have a picture of him here. maybe i'll upload it. i hate joey. i hate him more than anything i've ever hated. i think i'd rather eat brussel sprouts and listen to bruce springsteen than be in the same room as him. oh, and i can now confirm that i am madly in love with one of my classmates. i <3 tommy. he's so cuteeee ! and he's not totally self-obsessed. and he doesn't use language arts class to annoy people (our L.A. teacher is really sweet, but she's kind of a pushover). my sister is a bitch. my little brother is gay. and my stepbrother is my parent's favorite child. speaking of my parents, they still force me to do their housework for minimum wage. and they send me to a therapist. and they yell at me 'cause i'm fat. and they scream when i do something wrong. they pay big chris the same money as me even though i do dishes, laundry, and other errands, while he takes the trash out once a week. i don't wanna go home. another injustice of my parents is that since dad is all italian he doesn't want me hanging around with my second-street, irish friends. that's just too bad because if i don't find myself a job for this summer i'll be at my pop's house and guess who i'll spend my days with ?? hah. yesterday i was wearing turquoise eyeshadow. and me, jackie, her sister, casey, and casey's friend alex went to burger king. i yelled at people, including a lady with an ugly sweater, a man with a cap, two ladies with trenchcoats (and guns, i think), a lady with knock-off adidas pants, and three kids with shorts on (it's mid-january and like -4 degrees here). and threw out two trays. had a whole lot of fun. :D can't wait until monday...going to the mall with jackie and her family. i <33 jackie and her family. we're going to hot topic to ransack some merchandise. i need pants and earrings to wear for student appreciation day during catholic schools week. i'm going to giggle when people start talking about me, 'cos they will. except for the cool people. i'm getting skull earrings. that's all i know so far. i want to get a pair of extremely bright pants, but i only have $20...life is a penis. ha. what we have here is failure to penis.love ya and have a beautiful day. make a wish that'll never come true...

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